Sandwich Maker Pro

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.

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Self Propelled Sandwich Maker

A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.

Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!

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