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Sandringham School 

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.
Sandringham School is the definition of a lie
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Sandringham School 

Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.

The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
My years at Sandringham School were some of the shittiest of my life.

Sandringham School 

Sandringham School is the place where creativity goes to die, it’s run by a bald person who hates badges on blazers and earring that are small and sparkley

The teachers care more about schoolwork than your mental health. If you have depression, good luck if you come to this school for it to be better.
If you have anxiety, the maths department will make it worse.
If you have any disability that makes you overstimulated, run along to anywhere and prepare for your mind to be as overwhelmed as possible.

Dont come to this school where your mental health - and physical if you are bullied (bulling is something they continue to not believe is happening) - gets rapidly decreased and where even if you are ill student bloody services won’t let you go home.
“Oh you go to sandringham school?”
“Yeah, mate.”
“Good luck”

“I know mate, I’ve already not taken the piss to do my maths homework!”

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026