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Sandringham School 

Sandringham School is the place where creativity goes to die, it’s run by a bald person who hates badges on blazers and earring that are small and sparkley

The teachers care more about schoolwork than your mental health. If you have depression, good luck if you come to this school for it to be better.
If you have anxiety, the maths department will make it worse.
If you have any disability that makes you overstimulated, run along to anywhere and prepare for your mind to be as overwhelmed as possible.

Dont come to this school where your mental health - and physical if you are bullied (bulling is something they continue to not believe is happening) - gets rapidly decreased and where even if you are ill student bloody services won’t let you go home.
“Oh you go to sandringham school?”
“Yeah, mate.”
“Good luck”

“I know mate, I’ve already not taken the piss to do my maths homework!”