Sand Rhino

Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"

The only thing worse than a Glamis sand rhino is a Fabtech lift kit.

by mandrel bent dimple-died chromoly April 30, 2005