Sand Rhino 

Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"

The only thing worse than a Glamis sand rhino is a Fabtech lift kit.

Sand Rhino by mandrel bent dimple-died chromoly April 30, 2005

sandrino

Sandrino is a tall guy with brown eyes and a high pitched voice. He's really cute, caring and he's a really good friend. Even if he don't drink alcohol, never accept a lift from him because he has a bad sense of orientation and you will be lost in a few minutes.

You'll love him, I promise

Guy 1: Why are you visiting Venice?
Guy 2: I don't know, I was supposed to be at home now but Sandrino gave me a lift.

sandrino by Iwonnonutnovember September 16, 2020

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway 

A royal man. Sandrino's pronouns are "His Majesty/His Imperial Greatness". He is a charming, mysterious character, who is madly in love with his Lady. His Majesty is jealous and will attack you in you try to touch his Lady. He is very selective when it comes to friendship: if you are a normie or a banal human being, you better understand that you have nearly no chance. Nevertheless, you might have an opportunity to befriend him if you gift him a purple cape or a nice guitar. But you have to be aware: you can't lay your eyes on Sandrino without falling in love.

Girl 1: I wish I could be Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway's girlfriend!
Girl 2: Darling, who doesn't?

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway by Trix303 November 22, 2021