Sammers 

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

Sammers by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

Sammers 

Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.

Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.

Sammers by ohmaisammiisahmazeing March 27, 2009

Sammers 

A nickname for someone named Samantha or sammi

"Did you talk to Sammers last night?"
"No"

Sammers by Degan the real goddamned Degan March 27, 2009

7 Summers 

a ballad country song from Morgan Wallen that talks about a timeline 7 summers or 7 years ago, although country girls can't really help fall in love with him because of this song. It does look similar to 7 years by Lukas Graham.

Morgan: Remember 2013? That was 7 summers ago.

Country Gal's: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

7 Summers by MC V-Dawg August 25, 2020

united spammers 

A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.

They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.

The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.

united spammers by Siamese. January 28, 2009

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

The Rule of Finite Summers by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

Marc Summers 

1. The host of Nickelodeon's game show Double Dare. Also has OCD.
2. Very obsessive compulsive individual or someone who might be a neat freak.

Mike rearranged all his DVD's in order of the year they were released. Why must he be so Marc Summers.

Marc Summers by Dan September 19, 2004