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Samkeliso is a vibrant being, always smiling and always happy . Samkeliso loves happy people. Loves his family more than his/her alcohol but he/she LOVES beer lol , they love to have a good time . He/she is calm ,always down to be the bigger person but when they are angry they become a different person. SAMKELISO IS SOFT AT HEART and love hip hop .
Hey samkeliso, interested in a couple of beers ?
samkeliso by JoyM21 November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
You are a gift to all those who meet you, just as your name states, and people are either scared of you, in love with you, or most commonly, both. You're slightly depressed and probably broke, but worry not, you will be rich in good time.
If you date a Samkeliso, you will be sure to fall in love but just hope they're in love with you too, because Samkelisos are known commitment phobes. They're broke but they'll spoil you with the little they have, so spoil them right back!
Samkeliso, I love you
Samkeliso by They tired November 23, 2021

Samkelisiwe 

Samkelisiwe is a very beautiful, intelligent and kindhearted girl. She loses her temper when put under pressure. She is a great listener. She is very welcoming as her name means: 'we are welcome.'
Everybody wishes to know a Samkelisiwe.
Samkelisiwe by Ntombenkulu March 23, 2021
Name used to welcome a swarthy African child in the world.Often Smart,Clever,Handsome,cute,
We're having i-Samkelo for the recently born child,Welcoming it into the genuine world
Samkelo by Welsam October 6, 2018

Gar Samuelson 

Gary C. "Gar" Samuelson was the original drummer for Megadeth from 1984-1987. Gary was dismissed from the band for substance abuse problems which would continue to plague him until his untimely death in 1999, reportedly due to liver failure.
Gar Samuelson's fusion drumming style can be heard on Megadeth's debut album "Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!" as well as Megadeth's breakthrough album "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?"

Rest in peace, Gary Samuelson.
Stop being such a saneliso and be happy
saneliso by next gen September 4, 2018
A person who will welcome you to his home with a mammoth-LIKE COCK
Samkelo Vuli-Gate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samkelo by DR.SEXTURE November 1, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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