Sameenism

A simpy state in which one {Yasin most probably} may simp for Sameen, the cutest girl ever existed in this entire World.

Yasin is suffering from Sameenism.

Sameenism by thisisbigboifrombigworld6969 October 14, 2022

Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

Sameerism 

An extreme exaggeration.

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"

Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017

Sheenism 

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

Sheenism by TDawesome April 7, 2011

Sheenism 

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

Sheenism by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

Sheenism 

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

Sheenism by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

Sheenism 

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

Sheenism by beachbum662 March 29, 2011