Samunism

3rd faction political party that plans to succeed part of florida and grow coffee as their cash crop and use me who reach at least a 9 on the 10 pt scale as indentured servants (this requires an 8 pack)

welcome to samunism we are samunists that love coffee and plan to rule the world... JOIN US OR DIE

by samunist101 May 4, 2021

Samurism

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007

Sagunism

An unintelligible apologue trying to convey a military moral or lesson, mostly containing everyday objects or items jumbled together; often times combined with several different Sagunisms.

I was trying to understand what SGT said, but it all came out as a Sagunism.

by Jac E Legz December 2, 2015