Samunism 

3rd faction political party that plans to succeed part of florida and grow coffee as their cash crop and use me who reach at least a 9 on the 10 pt scale as indentured servants (this requires an 8 pack)

welcome to samunism we are samunists that love coffee and plan to rule the world... JOIN US OR DIE

Samunism by samunist101 May 4, 2021

Samurism 

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

Samurism by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007

Sagunism 

An unintelligible apologue trying to convey a military moral or lesson, mostly containing everyday objects or items jumbled together; often times combined with several different Sagunisms.

I was trying to understand what SGT said, but it all came out as a Sagunism.

Sagunism by Jac E Legz December 2, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004