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Sam Dick 

It is absolutely tiny and it can not be sucked. Too small for any sexual pleasure.
He has a Sam Dick, it is micro.
Sam Dick by Master Dook June 16, 2021

Sam's dick

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"
Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen
Sam's dick by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017

big dick sam 

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.
Big dick Sam put me in a wheel chair last week because it was so big.
big dick sam by IzzzMeYahBoi June 27, 2019

mega dick sam 

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.
Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
mega dick sam by cumcannister July 26, 2021

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.
Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.
Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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