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Salted Pretzel 

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
Salted Pretzel by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017
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Salted pretzel 

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.
"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."
Salted pretzel by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Salted pretzel 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
Salted pretzel by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel 

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
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