2 definitions by fireburn1222

Regretspedition

an outing that leaves you full of regret and/or shame

Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."

by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017