2 definitions by fireburn1222
The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"
"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017
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Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."
by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014
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