Salted Caramel
Pouring caramel topping all over someone's penis and then performing oral sex on them. The taste in your mouth after they jizz? Salted caramel.
Salted Caramel by Tiny Deer August 21, 2013
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Salted Caramel
The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
Salted Caramel by dollapingaz May 26, 2015
Salted caramel
When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.
Make sure your response is salted caramel.
Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”
“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”
Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”
“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”
Salted caramel by Respondant February 12, 2018
Salted Caramel Cornet
A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
Salted Caramel Cornet by Mik_D February 2, 2023
venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet
Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
Salted Carmel Fries
When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.
Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.
Salted Carmel Fries by David Looptocus March 24, 2024
SalltedCaramel1
SalltedCaramel1 more well known as Stan on Twitter is a transgander polyamorous gay man on Twitter. He uses He/Him/Splish/Splash pronouns and is probably just a raccoon in a human suit
SalltedCaramel1 by SalltedCaramel1 December 23, 2021
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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