I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ October 29, 2011

what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

what the scallop by acallops May 15, 2023

salope

"Salope" is better translated as "slut" than as "bitch".
Bitch can better be translated as "chienne".
It is the general french word for a promiscuous woman.
It also carries a meaning of being egoistical and disrespectful of others. Like the english word "nasty", "salope" has two meanings : sexual promiscuity and egoistical behavior.
When used for the egoistical behavior caracterization only, it can be correctly translated by "bitch".

"Suce, salope!" -- "Suck, slut!"

"La patrone est une vraie salope" :
The female boss is a real bitch.

salope by toto le rototo October 17, 2006

vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.

Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.

Scallop Dragger by LowellThomas September 28, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026