Sales Whore

Someone who will do anything for a sale. They will never lose a sale to a competitor. Neither rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water will stand in their way! Once you are a Sales Whore, you are a Sales Whore for life.

1. Ray and Sergio are total Sales Whores. They will do anything for a sale!
2. Did you see how he took that sale from the competitor? He has Sales Whore skills!

Sales Whore by SW1SW2SW3 March 13, 2012

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Sales Whore

A Sales Whore is a person who will do anything for a sale at the cost of others feelings, opinions, or expense. A true Sales Whore will never lose a sale to a competitor and will spare no expense to obtain the products needed. He will not let rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water stand between them and closing a sale. Once a Sales Whore, always a Sales Whore! It is a way of life...

Damn, did you see that guy? He wouldn't let that customer leave until he purchased that shit from him! He is going to transfer that stuff cross country to make that sale. That guy is a true Sales Whore.

Sales Whore by SW123 April 15, 2012

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Garage Sale Whore

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal

Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!

Garage Sale Whore by hahasuka December 9, 2020

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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