Crappy school with crappy administration. Will suspend you for anything will purposely make you mad just to write you up. Full of useless pot heads and if you don't play an important sport you don't matter to the school. Will do just about anything to get rid of the "problem kids" who just need a little extra attention, so the school has a good overall gpa. The school expects you to snitch on any and everyone and some kids do but the ones that dont get in trouble for not snitching. Walk into the bathroom odds are 9/10 you will find a group of kids hitting a juul or a mr fog of some sort. Teachers don't care about our education just our test scores. Fired the only teacher that did care about the education. Covers up most of what happens in the school from the media even though the school is probably one of the worst schools in history food isn't even safe for kids to eat most of the time taste like plastic. Nudes are constantly being spread around the school yet no one seems to care unless someone the administration cares about says something or a kid they dont like is the one doing it. Long story short salem fucking sucks periodt...
by Salems #1 failure... October 22, 2019
Get the salem highschool mug.If you're thinking about shooting up a school, this would not be the school you would want to. There is always one or more pedophile security guards that already pull their guns on speds when they feel like it. The lunch is open campus but only for thirty minutes. So I guess if your a rich fuck that doesn't mind spending $30 on uber eats half a period before class then your fine. Until some beaner finesses your food.
by 669696996969696996969 February 21, 2020
Get the South Salem Highschool mug.High school in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Has a lot of big black guys who think they run shit. Full of pill poppers and weed smokers, you will most likely find at least one kid popping a pill in your class everyday. Salem has some of the chillest people you will meet though.
by TheCircle757 May 2, 2012
Get the Salem High School mug.Worst school ever. Home of the snobby bitches who think they're better than everyone. I mean I gotta hand it to you there are a few kids who are just totes amazeballs but other than that like really don't go here. This school and all the people in it think they're better than everyone else like fr. So if your looking for a school and you'd like to be bullied or feel like a piece of shit who's hated by everyone else go ahead be my guest and go to west.
ps. SOUTH RULES
ps. SOUTH RULES
Person: hi what's your name?
west Salem high school kid: oh my god I can't even believe you tried talking to me, like go away peasant
west Salem high school kid: oh my god I can't even believe you tried talking to me, like go away peasant
by applesauceface123 July 17, 2015
Get the West salem high school mug.A school that has an annual budget of five billion dollars a year. You are not allowed to live in their district unless your parents make at least six figures. Their school is filled with over achievers who are at the same time assholes. Their band program has won the state competition the last 200 years in a row and is headed by an insane beet-red fanatic who whacks his students with tubas if they don't practice 20 hours a day, 8 days a week. Their football team regularly beats up anyone who stands in their way in the hallways, and they have mediocre academics, preferring instead to focus on winning every single extra curricular competition on the planet.
West Salem High School is filled with rich jocks. Everyone who goes to West Salem High School parks their brand-new Mercedes-Benz's and lambos in the school parking lot. South Salem High School is obviously better than West Salem High School. O.
by frespanol May 28, 2018
Get the West Salem High School mug.A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.
by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008
Get the South Salem High School mug.A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many
Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking
by hella-chill May 6, 2015
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