Salad tongs
A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.
Salad tongs by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011
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Salad Tongs
A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!
Salad Tongs by Arkalit November 13, 2004
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Salad Tong
An act performed while cuddling, when the two parties are facing each other and their legs are intertwined. This act is similar to spooning, but both parties benefit from mutual love and intimacy.
Guy 1: So did you and your girlfriend bang last night?
Guy 2: No, we were both feeling tired, so we did some salad tonged instead. It was bliss.
Guy 2: No, we were both feeling tired, so we did some salad tonged instead. It was bliss.
Salad Tong by Theoriginalsaladtonger'13 November 16, 2010
Salad Tong
A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.
Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
Salad Tong by snottypants angel April 10, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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