Saggy sex

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Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled

Little girl: mom where do babies come from?

Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later

Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
This took a long time so appreciate it

Saggy sex by It is I March 14, 2021

saggy sex

when two girls with saggy breasts have sexual intercourse

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Soggy sex

Soggy sex: sex on ur period. Blood gets everywhere n turns into a soggy ass mess. Your sheets get soggy, your towels, your dog, your dick. Highly recommended if you’re horny

Man my girl was on her period and we had so much soggy sex we had to go to bed bath n beyond to get new bed sheets

Soggy sex by soggyguy69 November 24, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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