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Safe the fuck out of something. “i know you can’t say fuck online, so safety the shit out of it”.

safety-in the safe out of something so it’s extra safe

“false sense of security”

antonym - sketchy scaffolding
3 guys with gear on a 13’ scaffolding with 250’lb limit
saftify means - The act of making something so safe it’s protected from itself.
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verb (used with object or person), saltified, saltifying

1. becoming upset over a situation or topic that is shameful, embarrassing or offense towards one's self

2. to become salty, or in other words 'upset'
I am going to saltify this BK Randy in a match of Black Ops III.
saltify by ZAP'd Designs October 27, 2015
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To fail to satisfy. Usually refers to sexual satisfaction (satifaction).
That hoe knows how to satify a man.
satify by Marcus Webb November 14, 2007

safetify 

yo g.
what?
safetify that box or someone could open it.
nah fuck that.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026