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The quiet comfort of knowing that, wherever you are, you have the financial means to make yourself safe, warm, or comfortable.
Walking through the empty streets on a freezing night, I felt a sense of safluence — the quiet comfort of knowing my financial means could turn uncertainty into warmth, shelter, and peace.
Safluence by Anatarius July 18, 2026
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spamfluencer 

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!
More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.
spamfluencer by Peters a star January 8, 2021

Sinfluencer

The perfect definition for junior Grimes (or “june wick”) A bad boy that makes inappropriate Tik toks and enjoys creating chaos as well as spreading fear through his malevolent agenda

@juniortrooper69 is the reason tik tok should be forbidden or banned
EXAMPLE:

Junior: I’m not an influencer

Person 1: yes we know your a sinfluencer

Junior: and don’t you forget it , frenchy!

Person 1: ugh
Sinfluencer by Babyfox November 3, 2021

ScamFluencer 

An influencer who promotes often shady and scammy projects, this includes MLMs, unknown crypto tokens, projects with false claims or tech jargon that explains nothing and most of the time doesn't even make sense.

This can be done consciously for monetary purposes or just to gain visibility, or unconsciously because of poor technical prowess, lack of research or just human error.

A Scamfluencer can redeem their status by admitting the mistake or coming clean about it all, especially with community and acknowledge that they need to be more careful.
Celebrities shilling EthereumMax are scamfluencers
ScamFluencer by SpideyX June 25, 2022
A feeling of peace in the midst of chaos
Salence washed over her when she caught a cab in the downpour.
salence by gatherer March 7, 2012

Subfluencer

Subfluencers are a squad of special individuals (entrepreneuers, small business owners, artists, photographers) that travel around New York City and other urban areas, usually by subway, looking to bring network connectivity to everyone in their vicinity.
OMG did you see there was a Subfluencer on the L train today?
Subfluencer by subwifimike November 12, 2020

sinfluence

John steals liquor from the corner store, he is a sinfluence.
sinfluence by john77789 December 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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