safety safe 

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe

My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.

safety safe by who gives a crap March 22, 2008

Safety Safe 

The epitome of epic phailure.

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.

Safety Safe by K Phamz August 23, 2007

safey safe 

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.

(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!

safey safe by mike deezy January 9, 2007

Saftey Safe 

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.

"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud

Saftey Safe by DrZoo November 8, 2009

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Tap 

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.

Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.

Safety Tap by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

Safety Shirt 

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

Safety Shirt by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021