An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect
*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"
when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.