Sacrony 

An illness only received by playing too much baseball

My friend Hayden Hupe has Sacrony.

Sacrony by Basketball boy13 May 15, 2017

sucronym 

1: a playful or romantic word used to express amorous feelings or endearment 2: an often meaningless word or sound used to communicate with babies 3: an expression of flattery meant solely for the purpose of gaining favor with a superior; usually insincere

1: "Sweet nothings and other sucronyms can often rescue an otherwise bad date." 2: "Sucronyms such as 'coochie-coochie-coo' can be difficult to spell." 3: "His attempt at using platitudes and sucronyms with his boss to get a raise were fruitless."

sucronym by BEH July 4, 2006

Scrony 

An alternative pronunciation/spelling of the word "scrawny" (pronounced like "crony" with a "sk" in front of it). It has roughly the same definition but is used more often to describe someone who is grotesquely thin.

Would you date Mike?

Hell no! He's too scrony

Scrony by Ringmaster1 December 24, 2006

sacronym 

blending the words sarcastic and acronym.
When you turn a sarcastic phrase such as probs and turn it into an acronym

Nathan: alright son
Max: P.L.Y.A (Probs like you alot)
Nathan: Ahhh i see, good use of sacronym there
Max: Probs

sacronym by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

smacronym 

An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."

FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.

smacronym by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Sarcony

Used to describe a statement that is both sarcastic and ironic.

Sarcony: Complaining about lazy people after you've just woken up from a nap.

Sarcony by joewebster July 18, 2014

spacronym 

A highly contrived acronym where the original meaning is hard to decipher

derived from spastic and acronym

"FCUK means French Connection United Kingdom"
"That's such a spacronym"

Examples of spacronyms:

USA PATRIOT = Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism

CAPTCHA = Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

ACT UP = AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power

spacronym by DJ Griff November 24, 2007