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Sacramento Squeeze

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.

With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

Sacramento Squeeze by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

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Sacramento willy

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.

EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.

Sacramento willy by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

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Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

Sacramento Smegma Smooch by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012