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Sacristy Rat 

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.
"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."
Sacristy Rat by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013
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spaceist 

Discriminating about space and environment as a matter of belief or professional skill.
He is spaceist designer, he will not allow anything in the room that does not fit perfectly his interior design.
spaceist by Ailceoscar December 9, 2008

Sacriston 

The worst place in the world to live, commenly known as 'smackriston',
person 1: were do you live?
person 2: Sacriston...
person 1: noo, not smackriston
Sacriston by CrunkKid November 25, 2009
A word to describe someone very homosexual that often talks about sexy guys.
Person 1- That guy is so hot.
Person 2- Stop being a sackist.
Sackist by sackmen3000 January 22, 2010
The xenophobia experienced by IB students towards those struggling to complete the South Australian Certificate of Education. It is often said that SACE students are stupid and this is why IB students take pride in discriminating them in a SACEist way.
IN LIBRARY
IB student to other IB student:
-Hey dude, did you hear that Sophie got a C in child studies?
-Are you kidding? Well, what do you expect - she is SACE after all.
In comes SACE student to try and chat up the librarian:
-Oi wankers, that's SACEism!
-Sorry Damo, just telling the truth.
SACEism by El French September 18, 2011

spaceist 

Someone who gives these people not that much space but, gives these people plenty of space.
This isle on the left only has one foot of space while the isle on the right has five feet of space.
spaceist by Andy Carolan May 13, 2005