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Sackistry 

The art of sacking the quarterback on the football field or is ones ability to establish a disruption in the backfield tackling the quarterback for a loss
1. Seeing all the effort my player has put in this offseason is really going to show off his true sackistry to these D1 scouts. 2. If I want to get my statistics up there I’ve got to perfect my sackistry
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Sacristy Rat 

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.
"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."
Sacristy Rat by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013
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A word to describe someone very homosexual that often talks about sexy guys.
Person 1- That guy is so hot.
Person 2- Stop being a sackist.
Sackist by sackmen3000 January 22, 2010
a type of discussion that pertains to topics of sex, religion or politics but does not encroach on the friendship of those discussing the topic.
Blimey, this argument is purely one of safistry... but I feel it is only making us closer friends.
safistry by llamaShap October 23, 2011

Sacristy Rat 

Someone (usually a young white male) who hangs around the an Anglo-Catholic church, volunteering for every liturgical role and relishing being an insider.
I know he can be a pain, Father, but if it wasn't for Bill being a real sacristy rat, we wouldn't have a subdeacon.
Sacristy Rat by O Pai dos Gatos January 9, 2021