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SYSO a.k.a ''Sort your shit out!'' Basically means you need to sort your life out or sort it. If your male and your pouring your heart out like the pussy you are then CERTAINLY need to SYSO!
Person 1- So, how's it going with your ''love-life''?
Person 2- I f*cking hate guys, FML!
Person 1- SYSO, bitch!
SYSO by RaeaBaby February 26, 2010
Words you can keep
Sort Your Sh*t it
omg im so popular and everyone loves my indie style and swag...
Me; No, SYSO
SYSO by Franklynnn October 1, 2012
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syso by iampseudonymbiatch July 1, 2010
Selling stock in SYSO.
(suckingyo' self off).
SYSO by Bimboassbitch September 10, 2020

sysop sweat 

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
sysop sweat by Telephony July 20, 2014
System Operator - Someone who runs and administers a computer system.
sysop by Larstait November 6, 2003
A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.
Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!
Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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