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sysoptionary 

A pseudo wiki dictionary created by system operators (sysops) rather than by general wiki users through the process of blocking user access or by deleting or altering an entry on the false pretense that it is user vandalism so as to prevent legitimate user entries from being posted with which any sysop might disagree.
I could not find the word sysoptionary listed in the Wiktionary because the Wiktionary has insufficient brain power to comprehend both new and old words.
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sysoptionary 

A dictionary that began as a wiki but ended up being composed by Head Cop (Thought Police) sysops instead.
No words from wiki left when it was converted to a sysoptionary.
sysoptionary by John Welch May 5, 2006
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sysoptionary 

A dictionary created by head cops or Thought Police.
You won't find a definition for "Wikpedia" in the sysoptionary.
sysoptionary by Biker Bob May 9, 2006

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026