swonk

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

swonk

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 24, 2014

swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

Swonk

1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.

2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.

"Jessica from math class asked me to help her with homework last night. SWONK!!"
"Check that girl out over there looking at books. I'm gonna go help her out. SWONK!!"

by KingTrav June 27, 2018