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Wheels off an integra gsr that look like swirls.
Those swirls look good on that hatch.
Swirls by Andrew December 24, 2004
The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.
That stomach flu gave me the swirls, I'd better mop this diarrhea off my bathroom floor now.
swirls by willmst January 20, 2017

strawberry swirls 

A man ejaculates on to the stomach of a lady. Another woman then bleeds into this and swirls it around and then eats it.

Sphincter Swirl 

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.
DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!
Sphincter Swirl by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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