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SVED

Silicon Valley Entitlement Disease. A disease commonly inherited by many Silicon Valley Residents and very often SIlicon Valley Students. Someone might have SVED if they:
- believe they should automatically get into MIT because they learned how to code at age 8.
- can be 30 minutes to 2 hours late because they spent last night studying until 1 am.

- can speak for everyone regardless of their race, sexual identity, gender identity etc. and their issues because they are from such a diverse community

- deserve respect from everyone based on the fact that they are a member of the National Honors Society
"Damn why does Meredith show up to work like an hour late every single day?"
"Don't blame her for that, she has SVED!"
by scampers69 March 19, 2019
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Sved

Short for svedka. Used by kids who try to sneak vodka into parties through water bottles.
“Is that water or sved in there?”
“Jessie’s stealing some sved from her parents”
by ajsimps June 23, 2019
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Sved frikadeller

This recipe was first introduced in the late 80's by a virgin look-a-like lady called Randi. Randi was one of the first ladies to manage and survive the so called "Double Penetration pleasure", which was one of the most dangerous sex acts to master at that time.

Sved frikadeller is also known from the perfect fisting- and rapingparty at Lasse's crib last year.
I like Randi's sved frikadeller.
by johnnymasterpunto June 12, 2012
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Svend Sved

When you have reached the highest rank of sved possible. At this point, you are almost like a god. It is now possible to fuck a rabbit with a tight shirt on and a hotdog in your hand.
fx: Ohhh, mighty Lord Hitler, you were so Svend Sved when you gassed all those jews.
by dropkickclub May 7, 2018
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svedupelle

svedupelle is a finnish synonym for a swedish person, that roughly translates to swedish clown in an offensive way.
what a fucking svedupelle go back to sweden.
by a finnish person March 26, 2020
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Svedkast

A breakfast composed primarily of Svedka vodka.
Jim:

John isn't it a little early to be drinking?

John:
Who the hell are you? My mother! I'm on vodkation, this is my Svedkast!

Svedkast vodkation Absolunch Belvedinner vodkapalegic
by PLONKA! March 17, 2010
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Svedu

"Ei vittu noi svedut ihan vitun perseestä"
"Hey there is that swedish guy again"
by BinkiBai October 24, 2018
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