Definitions by PLONKA!

Vodkation 

Vodkation: A relaxing period away from everyday responsibilities made possible through the medicinal use of vodka.

"It's been a bitch of a week! I think I'll be taking a three day vodkation"
vodkapalegic Svedkast Absolunch Belvedinner

Vodkation by PLONKA! March 17, 2010

Svedkast 

A breakfast composed primarily of Svedka vodka.

Jim:

John isn't it a little early to be drinking?

John:
Who the hell are you? My mother! I'm on vodkation, this is my Svedkast!

Svedkast vodkation Absolunch Belvedinner vodkapalegic

Svedkast by PLONKA! March 17, 2010

vodkapalegic 

A newly discovered form of physical paralysis. More severe than previous forms. A Vodkapalegic loses use of all four limbs, plus control of their penis. Usually the result of being over served vodka based cokktails.

Mam, please step aside! We have a vodkapalegic coming through!

vodkapalegic by PLONKA! March 15, 2010

Chatlag

Chatlag is the disruption of ones internal clock caused by chatting with someone several time zones away. Unlike its counterpart [jetiag} chatlag does not require actual travel.

I was up all night chatting with this hot babe, Maria who lives in Vegas, now I have terrible chatlag.

Chatlag by PLONKA! May 16, 2009

Republibitch

A Republican who is also a female and a bitch. The Republibitch manages to merge these three traits into a single inseparable personality trait.

That Peggy Noonan is a real republibitch.

Republibitch by PLONKA! April 28, 2009