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SUBtember

Twitch's grand scheme to derail No Simp September
The internet: Fuck yeah no simp september lets gooooo
Twitch: Oh shit that doesn't sound good for our business, guess we'll make all subs 20% off for the rest of september. SUBtember.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2021
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Subtember 11th

A relatively insensitive Subway ad released on September 11th. Describes a deal that's pretty damn good though, if you ask me. Two footlong subs for $9.11. You'll "never forget" this deal!
Fly in for Subtember 11th at your local Subway!
Hey Joe, it's Subtember 11th! Lets go eat these delicious, cheap subs in remembrance of the greatest attack on American soil, TOTALLY committed by Al-Qaeda.
by AHit.2496 September 21, 2022
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September 17

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
by user1011001 October 17, 2022
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September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
by UDIAFL October 28, 2019
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September 25th

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.
“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
Just fucking look at her.”
by Kid who cares October 18, 2019
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September 18

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.
John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
by Defiiiner October 18, 2019
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September 19th

The greatest day of all time
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
I really like everyone that was born in September 19th
by DanielisNarwhal October 15, 2019
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