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Stormz

The youngest friend in a friendship group usually referred to as a gremlin child
Person 1: Lmao imagine being bad at minecraft
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you gremlin child, stop acting like a stormz
by TVStormz May 29, 2022
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Stormz

you aren't good enough to know
----- Stormz ---- ----- ---- ---- please.
by stormz June 20, 2003
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stormz

Stormz - a hot ass attractive man, usually from Australia.
he be pullin shit ton of females
discord.gg/swing
stormz runs cord
by Claqs April 18, 2023
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STORMZ

bro hes a stormz
by stormrrrr April 18, 2023
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Turdal storm

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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stormbraining

verb. Whereas brainstorming involves storming the brain for its secrets, stormbraining induces shock to enliven the gourd.
I am staying awake and busying myself with drinking coffee nonstop until my stormbraining results in a resolution to this dilemma.
by nilskidoo October 18, 2012
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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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