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Awesome family, they have lots of animals in there house and are a loving home, they are like your home away from home and will always help in some way. They may not have alot of money at times but they always get through it.
Random person "I need a place to stay "

Stocks family " come on in we will take care of you"
Stocks by Mystery dhssjus November 4, 2019
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Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.
bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird
Stocks by MyShitStinks April 29, 2019
worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
Stocks by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

stocks and socks 

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
stocks and socks by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

'stocks n' socks 

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas
Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks
'stocks n' socks by Cracked Eg March 5, 2004

twitch stocks 

A 3rd party website that doesn't care about it's community but updating it's badges than actually fixing the buy. WeirdChamp
Tyrone - "She fucked my wife"
Dimitri - "Well that must be twitch stocks admins"

Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast
Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat
Getting stocks by Loakman420 October 3, 2009
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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