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Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.
bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird
Stocks by MyShitStinks April 29, 2019
worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
Stocks by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

stocks and socks 

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
stocks and socks by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

'stocks n' socks 

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas
Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks
'stocks n' socks by Cracked Eg March 5, 2004

twitch stocks 

A 3rd party website that doesn't care about it's community but updating it's badges than actually fixing the buy. WeirdChamp
Tyrone - "She fucked my wife"
Dimitri - "Well that must be twitch stocks admins"

Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast
Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat
Getting stocks by Loakman420 October 3, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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