Definitions by Loakman420

Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

Getting stocks by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

Legitamus 

(1) It is similar to the word "legitimate" or its shortened version "legit" but it is said in a much more cooler fashion

Guy 1: A, mang. Let's kick it. I won tickets to the Angels game.

Guy 2: Legitamus!

Legitamus by Loakman420 October 3, 2009