STINKING LINCOLN

WHEN YOU PICK UP A RANDON SKANK FROM A BAR.BANG HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT.PULL OUT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL WIPE YOU ASS WITH IT STICK IT TO HER FOUR HEAD. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO HOME!

Jake you won't belive what Peeps did last night... Ya man I heard he gave that chick from the bar a stinking lincoln then went to showtown... no shit....

by jonny roast beef July 8, 2010

stinkin lincoln

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

by The Poops September 9, 2005

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.

I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln

by Drew80 August 8, 2006

Abe Stinkin Lincoln

Same as an Abe Lincoln except you use ass hair instead of pubes.

Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.

by Holy Macro July 9, 2010

stinkin lincoln

To rub a dollar bill between your nasty smelly ass-cheeks, then leave it someplace obvious, and wait for someone to pick it up.

Dude, we did the stinkin lincoln at the mall, and some soccer-mom took the bait.

I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.

by Arkloyd October 16, 2008