STFU sex

Shut-the-fuck-up sex. Extremely limited talking during or after sex.

There's only 3 things I want to hear come out of your mouth.

1. "Oh my God"!
2. My first name.
3. "Breakfast is ready."

Otherwise, shut the fuck up. (STFU sex)

by Thew May 26, 2006

stfusexual

Attracted to people that shut up, unlike you.

Guy: I'm stfusexual
Woman: You like me
Guy: Shut the hell up

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022