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stfusexual 

Attracted to people that shut up, unlike you.
Guy: I'm stfusexual
Woman: You like me
Guy: Shut the hell up
stfusexual by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022
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Stansexual 

being attracted to eminem and his fans(stans)
Dude(lil Wayne fan): hey we should go out sometime

Girl(Stan): I can't I'm Stansexual
Stansexual by Eminem Addict January 25, 2014

stansexual 

When you're only attracted to Eminem or fellow stans.

These people are true dedicated fans/stans
Bob: What sexuality are you?
Kim: Oh I'm stansexual
stansexual by jjbreeze1234 December 7, 2013

starsexual 

a person who is starsexual is a person who either sexually identifys as a starship, or would have sex with a starship if possible
im a starsexual
starsexual by Mechwarrior57 November 14, 2016

sofisexual 

me: i am sofisexual
person: who is sofi
sofisexual by ballfondeler July 7, 2021

Sorusexual 

Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.
My sexuality it sorusexual, I am attracted only to Uros Lukic he is so hot
Sorusexual by ludisorufan March 6, 2021

Susexual 

A sexual preference wherein the person doesn't care about your alignment (gender identity) as long as you comport with the biological sex and gender expression they're attracted to.
Feminine Female Enby: "Do you fuck non-binary (trans) persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're female and feminine!"

Masculine Male Transwoman: "Do you fuck trans persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're male and masculine!"
Susexual by lordcapo March 8, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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