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STDV
Located in Milford, Pennsylvania, STDV (refered to as Delaware Valley High School by administration and some staff,) STDV is the high school we all saw on CNN last year for the astonishing increase of STD's and pregnancies. Over half of the student body contracted one form of an STI, while there were four accounts of HIV. Every other girl (and every four guys) spends their weekends making babies.
In 2007, 24 girls were inpregnated.
In 2008, 18 girls were inpregnated.
In 2009, so far 6 girls have been impregnated.
POPULATION RATE:
In the form of stereotype
25%: JOCK
20%: SLUT/MANWHORE
20%: EMO
15%: GANGSTER
10%: POTHEAD
5%: SKATOR
5%: OTHER
OTHER= people with no friends, people who vary so much that they can't fall under a stereotype, people who are creepers, and so on.
STDV is a great school and if every person in the world attended it, about 4% of the world population would have intelligence.
In 2007, 24 girls were inpregnated.
In 2008, 18 girls were inpregnated.
In 2009, so far 6 girls have been impregnated.
POPULATION RATE:
In the form of stereotype
25%: JOCK
20%: SLUT/MANWHORE
20%: EMO
15%: GANGSTER
10%: POTHEAD
5%: SKATOR
5%: OTHER
OTHER= people with no friends, people who vary so much that they can't fall under a stereotype, people who are creepers, and so on.
STDV is a great school and if every person in the world attended it, about 4% of the world population would have intelligence.
dude 1: "Hey, that chick just got HIV tested positive!"
dude 2: "Dude, she comes from STDV, of course she tested positive."
chick 1: "Eff, I ran out of pot! I'm going to go insane this weekend, I used all my money on condoms and that fucking crabs formula."
chick 2: "Um, that's because you go to STDV. I go to York, and I already make $400,000 a year."
dude 2: "Dude, she comes from STDV, of course she tested positive."
chick 1: "Eff, I ran out of pot! I'm going to go insane this weekend, I used all my money on condoms and that fucking crabs formula."
chick 2: "Um, that's because you go to STDV. I go to York, and I already make $400,000 a year."
STDV by the_quiet_chick May 20, 2009
stdfd
stdfd by Butters my Butthole™ January 29, 2019
STDD
Sexually Transmitted Disease Distributor.
Ol' dude is a STDD like it's no body's business.
(Skank, Slut, Whore, anyone who sleeps around - potentially spreading disease.)
(Skank, Slut, Whore, anyone who sleeps around - potentially spreading disease.)
STDD by Fruit of the Doom February 9, 2012
STDVI
Person 1: Im gonna give you an STD.
Person 2: You can't. We aren't even talking irl
Person 1: Then I'll give you an STDVI
Person 2: You can't. We aren't even talking irl
Person 1: Then I'll give you an STDVI
STDVI by That person with the face. July 11, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.