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stfd and stfu 

Conjoins the two following acronyms 'stfd' and 'stfu'

"Sit the fuck down, and shut the FUCK UP!"

Used when 'stfd' or 'stfu' doesn't achieve a satisfactory effect.

Often used to establish superiority and 1337ness.
"stfd and stfu bitch and gtfo you n00b"
Mr. Pub-Star 1337
stfd and stfu by I_Love_hooters January 4, 2005
Related Words
stdfd • stfd • stfdyslt • StuFd • sdfd • sdfdsf • ssdfd • STDCD • STDD • STDDB
An STDVD is a DVD that you have picked up somehow and can't seem to get rid of.
My future father in law gave me a copy of V for Vendetta. I tried to give it away to someone else, but no one would take it. He gave me an STDVD.
STDVD by 3Dradio December 20, 2008
A CD that you've acquired somehow that no matter how hard you try, you can't get rid of it.
I once had this CD, and it was bad...like really bad. I couldn't get rid of it, no matter who I tried to give it to. It was an STDCD.
STDCD by 3Dradio December 22, 2008
A randomized keystroke common when frustrated, possibly as a response to a sick burn.
Person 1 "Youre gonna be watching an epidode of SU then a frame is ganna look like it was done on etch a aketch cause i drew it during an earthquake"

Person 2 "make sure to warn us in 2 years when it airs"

Person 1 "sdfdsf"
sdfdsf by Wildstorm1 June 24, 2016
Sit the fuck down.
Gordron Fryman: I eat baananans.
stfd by sniper112 March 19, 2003
#STDDB
STDDB by Gulf shores high school February 9, 2019
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