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When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.
Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."
Stabbed by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011
Words you can keep
What will happen to you in inner city dublin if you don't wear a 'burberry' jumper, or tuck your tracksuit bottoms into your socks
ey! mista'r, gis yar wallit, ar i'll get ya stabbed!
stabbed by OhDaveyBoy May 22, 2005
The feeling of being stabbed in the back
Stabbed is the feeling of Going 2 months suppressing my feelings for someone and the being stabbed in the back multiple times and having to put up with a small Asian child on my back cause they were to scared to talk to each other

Stabbed
Stabbed by Yayatag March 15, 2019

Stabbed Rat

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.
Stabbed Rat by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back 

To be betrayed by one's friends
Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

Stabbed with a Hotdog 

A euphemism for sex.
Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.
John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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