Skip to main content
When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.
Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."
Stabbed by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
What will happen to you in inner city dublin if you don't wear a 'burberry' jumper, or tuck your tracksuit bottoms into your socks
ey! mista'r, gis yar wallit, ar i'll get ya stabbed!
stabbed by OhDaveyBoy May 22, 2005
Stabbed is the feeling of Going 2 months suppressing my feelings for someone and the being stabbed in the back multiple times and having to put up with a small Asian child on my back cause they were to scared to talk to each other

Stabbed
Stabbed by Yayatag March 15, 2019

Stabbed Rat

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.
Stabbed Rat by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back 

To be betrayed by one's friends
Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

Stabbed with a Hotdog 

A euphemism for sex.
Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.
John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
Load more