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An abnormal vagina that is wider than it is deep; the female version of a chode.
"That girl was such a stoab, if she put a corn cob in her pussy, I could still eat it typewriter-style!"

"We almost hooked up last night, but it was like my dick hit a brick wall. Chick was a total stoab."
stoab by stoabmeister January 3, 2010
Related Words
SSOAB SOAB ssab Sosabeech ssabmud SSOB Scoab Shoab Shoaban soabffb
so tired of everyone giving a person nothing but bull shit all the time,So Sick Of This Bull Shit
Everytime you turn around your getting the same run around bullshit,SSOTBS
SSOTBS by woodpile January 24, 2010

SSORBS Clause 

Screen Shot OR Bull Shit
The general understanding that any claim made on the internet or about actions on the internet may be questioned or discounted unless suitable photographic or screen-capture evidence is supplied.
This nutsack was trying to have us believe that he had taken out five level 80 Horde, which included a ret pally and a fire-specced mage, on his rogue solo.

We called on the SSORBS Clause, and he vanished from the forums.
SSORBS Clause by Letsbreakit September 16, 2009
1. A type of creature between human and god.
2. best cricketer of the world.
3. most eligible bachlor in India and Australia.
4. style icon for Tom Cruise.
sachin if you practice hard, you can play like shoab
Shoab by drdknim October 24, 2011
Son of a bitch. A person who is a fking doublecrosser and spews nonsense everytime he speaks. Also they have pouted lips and a stuck up haughty face. Soabs are also known to have ultra -big egos despite their fuck faces. They also like to flirt with girls with their extremely ulgy appearance.
Soab: " Hey you know i have this super duper hot girlfriend and she gives extreme blowjobs and im so horny that i could cum right now"
Mature guy: " Fuck off dude youre peeing in your pants"
soab by elure September 8, 2011