stoab

An abnormal vagina that is wider than it is deep; the female version of a chode.

"That girl was such a stoab, if she put a corn cob in her pussy, I could still eat it typewriter-style!"

"We almost hooked up last night, but it was like my dick hit a brick wall. Chick was a total stoab."

by stoabmeister January 03, 2010

Jellorita

When you lack the proper receptacles for jello shot, and must resort to margarita glasses, you have created Jelloritas.
Alternate spelling: Jell-Oritas

girl 1: Oh no, we're out of dixie cups!
girl 2: That's OK, let's make Jelloritas!

by stoabmeister February 18, 2010