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Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.
squead by Jim May 12, 2003
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A person with a head that looks like a square
"Hey Clare, you have a squead".

Pronounced : S- qu - eh - d
SQUEAD by dumblepotter August 25, 2019
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Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"
Squead by Mykahl January 19, 2017
when somebody "awww"s and giggles at cute little foxes at the zoo.
Did you see those cute little foxes? I squead so much!
squead by ivegotthejoyjoyjoy August 18, 2011

Squadren 

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.
As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.
Squadren by will bitten September 18, 2016

Awkward Squad 

Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.

The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."
Awkward Squad by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.
Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
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