Squats

A flexible word, like Fuck, it can be used like ‘that slaps’, but also can be used in a shady sense to refer to the fake-ass yoga-pant-wearing style common with Karens

What’s that?
-Tangerine Seltzer. Shit squats

I heard you got HPV?
-Yeah, fucking squats

by maaaannnn January 26, 2021

squats

The best gym exercise to prevent you from having chicken legs.

- I wanna see 10 squats in the chat right now ApuSquats

by ifbeefreadsthisxD September 6, 2021

squats

see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.

colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
beales: "matt mcginnis matt mcginnis..."

by pings November 22, 2004

Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

Also associated with

Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.

Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.

by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018

Slav Squats

A squat that is performed by Slavs usually whilst they are pumping hard bass.

Slav King: Let's pump hard bass and all do Slav Squats.
Slav 1: *Squats* while drinking vodka.

by Archived July 10, 2017

Fisty Squats

One man lays on his back and holds his arm up in the air while making a fist. His partner then squats onto the fist until orgasm.

I Heard John and Carl tried fisty squats last night, Carl had to be rushed to the ER.

by Torlo June 9, 2018

Quarter Squats

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.

Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!

by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009