SPEWS 

SPEWS is a list of areas on the Internet which several system administrators, ISP postmasters, and other service providers have assembled and use to deny email and in some cases, all network traffic from.

It is also a load of shit in some cases, putting several sites on its list that don't deserve to be on it. Including but not limited to deviantart.com and somethingawful.com

Hotmail uses SPEWS, and by doing so, dis-allows users on the sites which are blacklisted to recieve any mail from those sites.

Spews sure doesn't take into account that some of the sites on its list are undeserving of being placed upon it.

SPEWS by Pathos January 31, 2004

SPEWS(.org)

Quite possibly the single most inefficient spam filter to date. It succeeds in stopping very little actual spam, while blacklisting entire netblocks - and in the case of Brazil, entire countries. Their solution to finding a single spammer in a network is to list that entire network as spam-friendly, as well as any other ISPs who happen to be located in a 500 mile radius.

Getting removed from the blacklist is nearly impossible. There are obviously people in charge, as the list is always being updated, but you can never really contact said people if you're a legitimate business whose emails are being bounced by this glorious filter.

Why can't them crazy terrorists do something constructive, like taking out SPEWS?

SPEWS(.org) by Thanatoaster August 8, 2003

shits and spews 

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.

Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes

shits and spews by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007

Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year

I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial

Risvand Spesial by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021

SPESS 

Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.

SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!

SPESS by dplock October 10, 2013

SPESS MEHREEN 

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm

Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!

SPESS MEHREEN by Flash Dude November 26, 2010

spess 

Spess is spess, also known as spess or space. Spess is the almighty governing body of the universe. Spess is the only true demi-god. SPESS SHALL RULE HUMANITY ONCE HUMANITY GOES TO SPESS!

"SPESS SPESS SPESS"
"I WILL GO TO SPESS"

spess by StelarCF September 5, 2013