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When crack cocaine is cooked up, it is initially formed into the shape of a large cookie. From there, it is then broken down into individual pieces, or "crack rocks", to be sold to crack users. It has nothing to do with actual cookies."Cookie" is only in reference to its shape and appearance .
Yo, I'm gonna go pick up a couple of crack cookies from my dude real quick and then come back here to the traphouse to break 'em down.

**sidenote: no one actually says "crack cookie". one would typically only say "cookie" and leave the word "crack" out completely
by LaPozolera October 22, 2015
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An acronym which stands for "story of my fu**ing life", indicating that a situation occurs often for you.
I got my heart broken again. SOMFL.
by LaPozolera October 14, 2023
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