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I'm so snizzed, I don't think I should drive.
snizzed by bluedreaming September 7, 2016
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When you snipe someone in the face playing games and shit on them giving them no chance at doing anything
Alex - “yo I need help I’m about to die”.
Me - “don’t worry bro, I just Snizzed him, he was shit”.
Alex - “haha, Sucks to be him”.
Snizzed by Fat Dead Kid January 30, 2022
Snizzed
Verb: The act of sneezing while jizz/jizzing during sex.
Dave: "Her room was so dusty that I snizzed during sex."
Andrew: "Snizzed?"
Dave: "Sneezed and Jizzed"
Snizzed by SauceyRef September 21, 2026
baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019

Snazzed in my wazz 

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants
"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"
Snazzed in my wazz by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009
When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020
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