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A word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.
<Girl:> i lubbed u *sniffle*
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed
SNIFFLE by B-Drac September 20, 2003
Something one would say when sad, or upset in some matter. Not deeply troubled, just a minor conflict. Not to be used when someone dies, or anything in that nature.
Girl 1: Hey look I stopped that goal!
Girl 2: But you used your feet.
Girl 1: Is that bad?
Girl 2: Yes.
Girl 1: Sniffle.

*Note* I used the sport field hockey in the passage above, where you cannot use your feet. So all you soccer/football fans calm down.
Sniffle by Neonblack6 June 28, 2010
Using one's nose to sniff a person's testicles.
"Can I sniffle you?"
"Sure. You can sniffle me all you want."
"This person is sniffling that person."
sniffle by wackynix February 12, 2023

Sniffle Sack 

Describing someone's nose when it is big and drippy.
Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.

Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?
Sniffle Sack by Dirty Dan Buck January 18, 2021

Sniffle Pickle 

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!
Sniffle Pickle by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 14, 2020

Sniffle piffler 

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,
E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"
Sniffle piffler by Piecemyster June 16, 2011