Sniffle

The most annoying noise that you hear during a test, or when someone has a cold. When someone is crying or trying to make another person feel bad for them. In a text it is put in between stars ( *sniffle* ) to show the action

1: your a loser
2: *sniffle*
1: yeah cry about it

by bird1029 March 10, 2011

SNIFFLE

A word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.

<Girl:> i lubbed u *sniffle*
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed

by B-Drac September 20, 2003

Sniffle

Something one would say when sad, or upset in some matter. Not deeply troubled, just a minor conflict. Not to be used when someone dies, or anything in that nature.

Girl 1: Hey look I stopped that goal!
Girl 2: But you used your feet.
Girl 1: Is that bad?
Girl 2: Yes.
Girl 1: Sniffle.

*Note* I used the sport field hockey in the passage above, where you cannot use your feet. So all you soccer/football fans calm down.

by Neonblack6 June 28, 2010

sniffle

Using one's nose to sniff a person's testicles.

"Can I sniffle you?"
"Sure. You can sniffle me all you want."
"This person is sniffling that person."

by wackynix February 12, 2023

Sniffle Sack

Describing someone's nose when it is big and drippy.

Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.

Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?

by Dirty Dan Buck January 18, 2021

Sniffle Pickle

A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?

Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!

by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 14, 2020

Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011