smurgly

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

Smurgly

Incredibly ugly, rude, evil, annoying, and just overall bad.

Dude, no, I don't want to go to John's party. He's so Smurgly.

by theRealLanguageMaster May 7, 2024

Smurgly burgly!

Something you say when you see a hot milf with big ass tits

person: SMURGLY BURGLY! Thats a hot milf, i want to lick her pussy in alphabetical order

Milf: Faggot what?

by Imanasshole123.com November 5, 2025

Smurgly

Rude, ugly, mean, unkind, atrocious, and generally just bad in every sense.

No, I don't want to go to X's party. He's the epitome of being smurgly.

by theRealLanguageMaster May 12, 2024